No, i can't

Através do blog arrastão cheguei ao Inauguration Speech Generator. Aqui qualquer um se pode transformar num Jon Favreau em potência. Introduzem-se algumas palavras e sai discurso. Eu resolvi brincar e introduzi palavras pouco eloquentes. Eis o resultado:

My fellow Americans, today is a useless day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "moronic", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually chase. Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces retarded and brainless challenges like never before. Our economy is dimwitt. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for peanuts. Our healthcare system is jerk. If your eyebrow is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a lumberjack. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a door mat. But farting together we can right this ship, and set a course for bathroom. Finally, I must thank my schmuck family, my dummy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank shrinks for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of sleeping the American people. Without your bonehead efforts, none of this would have been possible.